LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist The parents have made sure of it Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies

Dungeon Rescue - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small ...though it’s never been full before But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there

Low Battery - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Aria finds batteries incredibly annoying You’re always replacing them or charging them It seems like every time she turns around she’s getting those dreaded “low battery” warnings But one day the low battery warning keeps sounding and Aria can’t figure out where it’s coming from It couldn’t possibly be coming from her, could it?

There's a Potion for That - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself

Hold Onto Your Teeth - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Eddie tries to mess with his younger brother Ollie, who has just discovered that his baby teeth are are going to start falling out It all seems harmless at first, until something very strange happens that has absolutely nothing to do with Eddie Now he’s taking all the blame and no one believes a word he says If only he had the Tooth Fairy’s phone number

Eww, Gross! - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Kinsley loves celebrating how everyone is different She even wears a shirt that says, “Stay Weird.” But when her new friend starts getting grossed out by things that aren’t even remotely gross, Kinsley begins to wonder, is her new friend the bad kind of weird?

Magical Beans (but not THOSE beans) - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Leo dreams of becoming so rich that he never has to do another farm chore again But when he trades for a strange set of magical beans, he ends up digging himself into a much bigger problem than he expected Turns out, the best treasures aren’t always made of gold

Never Meet Your Heroes - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Cayden pretends he understands what his friends are talking about when a word comes up that he isn’t familiar with One tiny misunderstanding quickly spins out of control, and suddenly everyone thinks it’s Cayden’s dream to meet a giant potato

Bug Love - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Josey is one tough kid… except when it comes to bugs Anytime one appears, she calls her brother, Darius, to deal with it But when Josey accidentally rescues a spider from inside her sweater, it starts treating her like a hero — and the very last thing Josey wants is any kind of bug love

The Announcer - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Walter wakes up to discover a mysterious voice announcing every single thing he does It’s like he’s living inside a TV show! As Walter and his sister Aubrey search for a way to escape the non-stop narration, they quickly realize that hiding from the voice may not be as easy as they hoped

Class Pet - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly Parker’s class wants a pet Not just because it would be fun, but because it would teach responsibility And grownups love responsibility But what starts as a perfectly reasonable idea quickly spirals when Parker takes it upon himself to choose the class pet

The Day the Earth Broke - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly (and slightly ridiculous) story, Emily has a bit of a problem—she breaks things Not on purpose, of course She just has a very hard time being gentle When a small accident turns into a very big problem, Emily and her brother Zach discover that sometimes the very thing that makes you different might be exactly what the world needs

Snowman Problems - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other.. In this silly story, Gus and Genevieve are encouraged to build a snowman by parents who insist it’s a kids’ activity As the grown-ups hover, hint, and make things increasingly weird, the kids discover that sometimes adults want in on the fun too… they just don’t want to admit it

The Butler - A Funny Story for Kids

***Vote for the top story of the year HERE! Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Andy is itching to get his hands on some GAMEBUX — the only kind of money that really matters… video game money! But Andy quickly learns that money doesn’t grow on trees Sometimes you have to work for it And sometimes that work might mean wiping pizza sauce off someone else's face

Talking to Dogs - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM In this silly story, Oliver can speak two different languages. His friends are all very impressed, until a new girl shows up, who can speak 4 different languages. Oliver goes from feeling special, to... not so special. But he's about to really turn some heads when he discovers there is another language he can speak. A language that might include a woof or two. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Rub-a-Dub-Dub - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a boy’s parents are at their wits’ end. Their son absolutely refuses to take a bath. They’ve tried songs, toys, bribes and sticker charts. Nothing works. Their final hope? A desperate call to the Bath Police. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Eight Nine - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a popular trend has been driving one kid up the wall. It seems like he’s the only one who doesn’t get the joke. But after a visit to a monk on a tall mountain gives him some much-needed clarity, he’s excited to return home and finally join in on the fun—only to discover that everyone now thinks the trend is “old.” To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

You are NOT a Wizard - A Funny Story for Kids

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Let's Buy a House- A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Rollins, Maris, and Wells go house shopping. Choosing a house isn’t something you can trust your parents to do. Parents sometimes miss the important stuff, like making sure there’s a basketball hoop, a swimming pool, and at least seven different playrooms. The siblings think they’ve finally found the perfect house… now they just have to convince their parents to go along with it. Easy, right? To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Just Try It - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Koby is the kind of kid who always says, “Come on, just try it.” Whether it’s climbing tall trees, eating hot sauce, or riding a bike blindfolded, he’s always there to encourage his friends to step outside of their comfort zone zone. But when Koby convinces his cautious friend Desmond to explore a cave, the boys discover that trying new things isn't always such a good idea. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Writing Contest Winning Stories

Come listen to the winning stories from the LOL Storytime story writing contest. Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to the winners!

Pizza Day - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, Maximilian makes his own lunches, and unlike many of the other kids, he never forgets to bring it with him. So when his school launches Pizza Day, you’d think he’d finally get a break… except he’s the only kid who doesn’t order any. From drooling over other kids’ slices to becoming the principal’s official pizza helper, Maximilian soon learns that sometimes the best thing you can do with a slice of pizza is give it away. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Make Me Sick - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Cori has never been sick a day in her life until a humungous sneeze changes everything! When she discovers that being sick makes her faster, stronger, and sharper, she’ll stop at nothing to catch another cold… even if it means licking a doorknob

The Embarrassingly Haunted House - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, James can’t believe his luck when his family moves into what looks like the perfect haunted house. He’s ready for flickering lights, creaky floors, and maybe even a ghostly friend. But what he finds inside isn’t exactly what he had in mind… Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

The Cereal Box Toy - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, siblings Fox and Audrey will stop at nothing to get their hands on the hottest new cereal box toy Every kid at school is talking about it There’s just one tiny problem: their mom, who thinks everything fun is “just a fad.” When a rare golden version of the toy mysteriously shows up in their box of Frosted-Sugar-Os, Fox and Audrey are sure they’ll be the talk of the school… until everyone at school bursts out laughing

Time-out (A Funny Story for Kids)

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Lena has spent more time in time-out than anyone she knows She’s been sent there for some pretty ridiculous reasons too But when Lena catches her dad saying a rude word he shouldn’t have, everything changes Suddenly she’s the one handing out time-outs and her dad is the one sitting on the stairs! At first it’s fun having the power, but then Lena takes things a little too far

Another Year Older - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Juliet wakes up on her birthday feeling a little… older Okay, a LOT older One minute she’s a kid, the next she’s not! Can she undo her birthday blunder before she’s stuck sipping soup and knitting scarves forever?

Can't Touch This - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, the Wamblebrams think nothing bad can ever happen to them—they’re invinsible, after all. But after a scraped knee, a sore stomach, and a bump on the nose, nothing is as it seems. Maddie, Harper, and Everett must bumble through new dangers, face off with the TurkeyChickens, and learn that sometimes the thrill of adventure is worth a few “ouches.” Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

The Ideas Guy - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, one boy is known around town as the Ideas Guy He’s never short on brilliant, wacky, and sometimes downright impossible ideas But when the mayor cancels the town’s beloved fall fair and asks him to come up with something even better, things don’t go quite as planned For the first time ever, the Ideas Guy can’t think of a single idea! With a little help from his best friend (and maybe a questionable psychic), he discovers that even the best ideas sometimes need to be shared

Kid Car - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, we find out what happens when parents get tired of giving their kids rides Why drive your kid around town when they can drive themselves using a car specifically designed for kids? And no, this isn't the toy car you remember driving along the sidewalk when you were two-and-a-half years old

Take Your Kid To Work Day - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, a brother and sister get to see what their parents’ jobs are like It sounds like an easy day away from school Their teachers even said all they had to do was watch But when one parent ends up staying home sick, the rules suddenly change… and not in a fun way

Good Hand, Bad Hand - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, one kid discovers that sometimes a hand can have a mind of its own From breakfast gone wrong to classroom chaos, things only get stranger until some very unusual measures are taken to regain control

Animal Roulette - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Rocky and Sunny head off to summer camp It should be the best week ever—no parents, just fun But when every other camper seems to have a cool animal-like talent, Rocky starts to feel left out Will his brother Sunny’s strange discovery help him fit in… or cause even more chaos?

Road Trip - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Toby's dad suprises the family by telling them they're going on a road trip Toby and his sisters aren't too happy when they find out they'll be stuck in a car all day It gets worse when their dad tells them they're not allowed bringing their tablets along Family sing-a-long, anyone?

Shh! It's a Secret! - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Ellis finds out the principal has a juicy little secret He knows you shouldn't go sharing other people's secrets, but this one is just too juicy not to share He decides he can trust his best friend Theo It's not like secrets sometimes spread like wildfire..

Just Pretend - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, a brother and sister try to engage in some imaginary play Pretending to be a police officer shouldn't be hard, but for Luke, a boy who likes having clear rules to follow, pretending just doesn't come easy Eve wants to help her brother use his imagination, but in the process, ends up taking things too far Way too far!

The Gullible Troll - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Yug and Shiv discover a troll in their neighbourhood At first it sounds fun Maybe they could become friends with the troll, but the boys quickly find out that this troll isn't the most friendly guy around Fortunately keeping your neighbourhood troll at bay is easy when he happens to be very gullible

Waffle Heist - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, the mayor of Crumbopolis decides it’s time to clean up the city — great news for people, but not so great for bugs and animals Where were they supposed to find half-eaten french fries now? But when a raccoon, a pigeon, an ant, and a ladybug spot a delicious waffle inside a building, they hatch a plan for what just might be the greatest snack heist in history

Moon Rat - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, a girl begs her astronaut parents to bring her back something cool from space She would love for it to be a new pet, but there aren't any animals on the moon Or are there?

Play With Your Food - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, two kids are warned not to mess things up during an important dinner with the royal family. No burping, no slurping, and definitely no playing with their food. But when the rules are taken a little too literally, things go downhill... all the way to the dungeon. Thankfully, sometimes a royal mess is exactly what the kingdom needs. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

The Prodigy - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, a young soccer player shows promise — at least in the eyes of his very enthusiastic parents. They’re convinced he’s a prodigy. He’s... probably not. But when an old, worn leather soccer ball lands in his hands — one said to bring good luck — things begin to change. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Backwards Elementary - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, a new student arrives at what appears to be a completely ordinary school—brick walls, classrooms, even a staff room with donuts But once the day begins, things take a turn Rules seem reversed Manners are frowned upon And good behavior might just get you into trouble As the days go by, the strangest part isn't the school itself—it's how quickly everything starts to feel..

Too Spicy - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other... stuff. In this silly story, twins Max and Emma couldn’t be more different—especially when it comes to food. Emma’s a proud foodie, while Max sticks to plain hotdogs. But when a certain hot pepper enters the picture, things spiral out of control—raising questions about who's the real foodie and why firefighters are suddenly involved. One thing’s for sure: this is not your average pepper." Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts

Delivery Package - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. IIn this silly story, Jillian gets tired of seeing delivery vans dropping off packages to everyone except her After ordering a special package for herself, Jillian becomes disappointed when her package never shows up When she tries to locate her missing package, she finds herself helping delivery drivers with their never-ending truck loads of packages

Or Else - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, three brothers discover a powerful move A powerful, yet dirty, down right evil, not-very-nice-thing-to-do kind of move Even knowing that it's wrong, it's so hard resist Perhaps trying it ONCE might not hurt

Baby Fundance - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, two brothers find themselves looking after a baby that shows up on their doorstep Trouble is, they don't know anything about taking care of babies Especially ones with shockingly good dance moves

An "Interesting" Smell- A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, a girl named Imogen notices a terrible smell coming from the farm near her house It's so bad, she can't even fall asleep without nose plugs Then, things get even worse when Imogen notices the smell at her school Even the principal can't handle it Has a principal ever shut down an entire school because of a bad smell? And what about the rest of town?

The Parent Remote - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, a brother and sister have to replace their broken TV remote When they come home from the store with a new shiny blue remote, things get a little bit weird Especially when their father kisses one of the house plants

One Hundred - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story, Adam uses his favourite number to create a series of challenges 100 push-ups; 100 hotdogs in 100 minutes; and his current challenge: one hundred days of perfect school attendance - not one day missed Adam's challenge gets threatened when his parents announce that their vacation will start one day early Will Adam be able to finish his challenge?

Lost - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. Willow usually gets a ride with her parents to her friend's house, but this time Willow decides she's going to try walking there After all, she's been to Avery's house dozens of times She knows the way like the back of her hand Or does she?

The Magic Rock - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. Ever found a magic rock before and wondered what to do with it? Apparently everyone, except for Angelique, knows exactly what you're supposed to do when you find something rare and valuable Is she seriously to believe that she shouldn't even touch it?

Mars Mode Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In Part 2 of this silly story, two boys become the first kids to go into space If a space museum had been of little interest to them, will an authentic experience really be any better?

Mars Mode - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story two boys go on a family adventure to a space! Well, maybe it's just a museum about space, but infographics and 'do not touch' signs are just as good the real thing, right?

The Runaway Meatball - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story a meatball makes a run for it because, you know, being eaten doesn't sound like fun But is life off of the plate really that much safer or even more enjoyable?

The Inventor - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story a boy discovers his great grandfather was a famous inventor Rocky is determined to follow in his great grandfather's footsteps and become an inventor too He soon finds out that coming up with an incredible idea is one thing; bringing those ideas to life is a whole different challenge

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story Felix finds himself frustrated with the homework his teacher has assigned Even his dad finds the work confusing Felix decides he's going back to kindergarten, where they actually know how to have fun

Brix with an X - A Funny Story for Kids

*** We are not accepting requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, William's dad decides to take action after stepping on one of his son's lego pieces Unfortunately this 'action' is taken a little too far, leaving William and his friends without anything to play with What could possibly replace lego? Perhaps something that looks, feels, and functions like lego, only with a different name? Sometimes kids just have to find loopholes in their parents rules

Cats vs. Dogs - A Funny Story for Kids

*** We are not accepting requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, a girl named Bella is given a new pet dog After she brings her dog to school, she instantly becomes the kid everyone wants to be around She loves the attention, but it doesn’t last long because two days later another student shows up to school with his pet Will Bella be able to convince her classmates that her not-so-well-trained dog is the better pet?

Diary of a... Kid - A Funny Story for Kids

*** We are not accepting requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, a boy named Xavier decides to write his very own diary book Afterall, everyone he knows reads diary books This might be his chance to have his work sold in bookstores! While completing the first two chapters, Xavier thinks he's writing one of the most interesting diary books yet, until his bestfriends suggest otherwise Xavier learns it might be time to add a little spice to his life to keep his diary from becoming, The Diary of an Ordinary Kid

Can't Sleep - A Funny Story for Kids

***We are not taking new requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, two siblings are told they’ll have to start sharing a room It may not be the best news, but at least they’ll get to have a bunk bed now Their first night with this new arrangement, however, doesn’t go as planned Isn’t sleeptime supposed to involve… sleep?

It's an Emergency! - A Funny Story for Kids

***We are not taking new requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, Benjamin decides to go outside for a walk A child deciding to go for a walk just for the sake of walking sets off alarm bells for a number of concerned grownups The next thing Benjamin knows he's been driven the hospital in the back of an ambulance Surely someone will recognize that he's totally fine

Snow Day - A Funny Story for Kids

***We are not taking new requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, Anna and Caleb wake up to see snow falling from the sky This wouldn't be strange, except for the fact that it had not snowed in their town in the history of.. The siblings are ready to enjoy a relaxing snow day at home when they get a phone call asking why they're not at school Walking to school in a snowstorm? With no snowsuit, snow boots, or mitts? And to make matters worse, the snow is up to their waists

Back in Time - A Funny Story for Kids

*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.In this silly story, a boy tries to go back in time to undo something embarrassing that happened. Thankfully his best friend knows a thing or two about time travel, but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!

The Perfect Gift - A Funny Story for Kids

*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.In this silly story, a father tries to get his kids the perfect gift. Unfortunately he has a history of picking out some pretty strange gifts. Like the time he got his kids a cheese grater. Maybe with the help of the kid next door, he might actually get it right this year. Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!

You're Going Down! (A Funny Story for Kids)

Thank you to the sponsor of today's episode, StrumClub! Head over to strum.club/LOL to book your free music lesson.Two sporty friends can't help but laugh when their parents challenge them to a soccer match. These kids train with their various sports teams multiple times a day. Their parents, on the other hand, make a big deal over climbing up a flight of stairs. But the parents Cameron and Nancy end up facing on game day seem a little... different.*Shout-out to Koah, who was also featured in this story, but was not mentioned in the intro.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

Rock Band - A Funny Story for Kids

Thank you to the sponsor of today's episode, StrumClub! Head over to strum.club/LOL to book your free music lesson.If you ever go to a rock show, there's a good chance you'll come out of it wanting to start a band. In today's silly story, that is exactly what happens to Smith and his three best friends. But when Smith's mother gives him a nearly 100 year old musical instrument to use, he has to decide how to break it to his band that their drummer will actually be playing an instrument that looks as though it had been stolen from an alien spaceship.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

The Best Holiday Ever Invented - A Funny Story for Kids

MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!What do you do when you get tired of all the usual holiday traditions? You start a brand new holiday! Or at least that's what Molly and Jason thought they could do. But starting a new holiday also means having to get the grownups onboard... grownups who love the old traditions.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

Not Your Average Dentist - A Funny Story for Kids

MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!Mitchell has been visiting the dentist since he was three, so when his friend Poppy tells him she's never visited a dentist before, he has a hard time believing the reason why. Poppy teaches Mitchell that dentists aren't who they say they are. Now he might need to find a way to cancel his appointment.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

Cuddles University - A Funny Story for Kids

Not everyone enjoys hugs. Penny is one of those people. She happily avoids all forms of physical contact. Then, one day, her sister brings something home that changes EVERYTHING! Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. *Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

Allergic to Fridays - A Funny Story for Kids

MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!Ever wondered if you had an allergy that you didn't even know about? In this silly story, Hendrix goes on a mission to figure out what he might be allergic to. Turns out it might be a very rare allergy. A weekday allergy.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

I Forget - A Funny Story for Kids

MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!In this silly story a boy named Fox wakes up and realizes he doesn't remember anything. He doesn't know where he is or how he got there. He can't even remember his name. As the memories slowly begin coming back, Fox discovers that he may not be who he thought he was.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

A Quiet Loudmouth - Funny Story for Kids

MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!In this silly story we meet Oskar, a loud, talkative kid, and his sister Audrey who knows exactly how to handle her brother. After pushing his teacher past her limits, Oskar decides to try something he's never done before: be silent. But is it even possible for a loudmouth to be quiet? Find out in episode 75!Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Sorry, we are not accepting new requests for shout-outs right now.

In Your Dreams - A Funny Story for Kids

MERCH! You asked for it, so we made it. Visit our Merch Store to check out our apparel, stickers, buttons, and more!In this silly story we meet two friends, Archer and Lily. These two kids spend ALL of their time together and even sit beside each other in class. That is, until their teacher decides it's becoming a problem and tries to separate them. The friends come up with a brilliant plan to make up for the lost time together.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

Not Afraid - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet a boy who loves scary stuff. He's become so used to scary things, that he doesn't find any of them scary anymore. When a travelling haunted village comes to town, the owner promises to give this boy the fright of a lifetime.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

Moving Out - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet a spider who does not want leave her mother's home to start a web of her own. Why would anyone want to move out when you've got free food (bugs) and a great view of the local dog?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

Neverending Hiccups - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet Joseph who comes down with a really bad case of hiccups. His sister Dorthy is desperate to help find a cure (but only because she finds these never-ending hiccups terribly annoying). A trip to the doctor's office gives them an idea that just might do the trick.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

That's Magic! - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet Calvin who loves nothing more than to make people laugh, and Kruzzy, who would prefer that Calvin try being a little more serious sometimes. After dragging Calvin along to a magic show, Kruzzy is surprised to hear that his friend wants to become a magician. Unfortunately for Calvin, learning magic is a lot harder than telling jokes.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

Wish Upon a Genie - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet Orion, a curious boy with A LOT of questions. Orion's friend Matthew claims he knows about a magic lamp with a genie inside who, once summoned, grants people's wishes. Yet there's a reason why Matthew wants nothing to do with this magic lamp.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

School Bot - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet Claire, a girl who passionately dislikes school. Rae can't figure out why Claire seems so happy on the first day of school. Claire never seems happy on the first day of school ... or any day of school. The answer has everything to do with a hip little robot named Elliot.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com

The Peanut Butter and Jelly Deluxe - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com In this silly story we meet Darby and his friend Lyla Darby eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and nothing else Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.. His parents desperately want him to try something new, but the only one who can make that happen is Darby's good friend Lyla Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The Weeble Neebles - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com In this silly story Gabe tries to keep himself out of trouble by making up the most ridiculous excuse His friends think it's hilarious, but Gabe quickly regrets his decision.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Everybody Loves the Olympics - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro complete the request form by visiting lolstorytime.com In this silly story Oliver gets to bring his friend Rory with him to watch the Olympics in Paris Oliver loves watching the Olympics, but Rory has much different plans while visiting Paris.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Monkey Hotel - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Jake and Greta convince their parents to go on a family vacation Tropical paradise sure seems nice, however there does seem to be something a little strange about the hotel Find out what it's like to stay at .. the Monkey Hotel.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The Big Hairy Toe - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Stella's older cousin warns her about hair that can start growing ANYWHERE If Stella isn't careful she might end up completely covered in hair Not exactly the look she's going for.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Go Big or Go Home! A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Ethan and Brooklyn decide to build a pillow fort like no other Their motto is 'go big or go home!' Elaborate pillow forts sure sound like fun ...until your parents see what you've done.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

I Think I Know You - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Jayan keeps getting mistaken for looking like someone else His sister Rayna decides to give him a makeover to stop this from happening, but Rayna takes things a little too far Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

One More Minute - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story about video games, three friends are selected to attend an elite video game school promising graduates fame and fortune Why can't all schools be this fun?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Our House is a Zoo - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Aubrey and Eva have a strange encounter when they visit the zoo Being asked to look after someone's cat is one thing, but what happens when you're asked to look after an exotic animal? Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The Secret Room - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story we meet Mika and Milo - two kids who are always saying, "we're borrrrrrred!" Boredom often leads to trouble for these two, which could be a problem when they accidentally stumble upon a secret room.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The School Bus Race - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Lilou and Loki discover that their super fun bus driver has changed jobs Not only does their new driver not drive as fast, but he might be the slowest driver in the world So why is he telling kids that he used to be a race driver?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The Last Piece of Cake - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Nathaniel is determined to get the last piece of cake That wouldn't seem too hard if he didn't have 14 brothers and 11 sisters Luckily Nathaniel's friend, Jake, has a plan Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

What a Mess - A Funny Story for Kids

*Sorry Daisy - Happy Birthday!!!*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story Andrew stumbles upon the world's biggest mess while searching for his missing book It could take twenty years to find his book in the mess, but luckily his sister's friend Abby has the perfect plan.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Total Eclipse - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story a future astronaut learns of an upcoming eclipse Even with special eclipse glasses, the boy fears his uncle won't let him watch Good thing his friend has the perfect plan to avoid missing this once in a lifetime opportunity.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Holiday Heroes - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story a squirrel and a porcupine decide they want to become holiday heroes With so many different holidays how does Squirrel Day not already exist?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Saving Up - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!! For a shoutout in the intro send an email to: feedback@lolstorytime.comIn this silly story find out what it might have been like to work in a castle during the Middle Ages What job would you have liked to do?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The Only Kid in Class - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!!In this silly story find out what it would be like to show up to school and be the only student in class How would you feel if it was just you and your teacher?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

The Worst Story Ever - A Funny Story for Kids

*Character name request list remains closed - we are booked solid for over 2 years!!In this silly story Nico makes some unkind comments about birds which will have him paying the ultimate price unless he's willing to apologize So how exactly do birds punish those who say mean things? You may not want to know...Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Super Strong - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story three friends register for after-school clubs Sadly, not all clubs are created equal And not all clubs can be the very popular Junior Detectives Club But the Strong Kids Club could be fun too, right? What kid doesn't want to spend an hour lifting heavy iron bars over their head?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

The Princi-bull (A Funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story, a new student is cautioned to watch out for the school principal, known as The Princi-BULL But how scary can one principal possibly be? It's not as though they have dungeons under the school Or do they?Warning: This goofy story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

The Bee Sting - A Funny Story for Kids

Life is all peachy until you get stung by a bee for the very first time. In this silly story, Ava will do anything to avoid getting stung, even if that means moving to Antarctica.*Please note the character name request list will remain closed until further notice.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Please listen at your own discretion.

TOY-SPLOSION (A Funny Story for Kids)

***The character name request list is now closed to new submissions until further notice.In today's silly story, a couple of friends find out happens when you acquire more toys than you ever dreamed possible.Warning: This goofy story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

I saw it in a Movie Once - A Funny Story for Kids

In this week's silly story, Mila and Dylan are determined to trade places So how exactly does the shortest kid in class switch with the tallest kid in class? Surely the answer can be found in a movie Don't forget that name requests are now only being accepted through email (and the wait is longer now longer than ever, so don't delay).Warning: This story may result in listeners experiencing smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Eat Your Vegetables - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story, CJ and Clayton's parents decide that "it's time for a little change." Sadly that change means having to eat more vegetables Luckily for CJ and Clayton, their good friend Alison has the perfect plan to make this problem go away.If you wish to make name request please do so through email, using feedback@lolstorytime.com (unfortunately the wait time is now over a year).Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Up Until Midnight - A Funny Story for Kids

New Year's Eve is around the corner. Skylar and Axel are determined to stay awake until midnight. With just the right amount of nachos and loud music it should be a walk in the park, right?Note: The audio quality of this episode turned out a bit wonky. I hope your ears don't suffer too much.Warning: This goofy story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.Have something to say? Get in touch: feedback@lolstorytime.com

Can't Catch Me! - A Funny Story for Kids

Click on the survey link to guess which three stories were listened to the most this year: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/QCHHT2B In today's silly story for kids, Kaia and Hunter have a strange encounter with a gingerbread cookie Since when did cookies learn how to talk?If you would like to hear your name in a story, you can email the podcast at feedback@lolstorytime.com Just note, the wait time is LONG.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Go to Jail (Funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story, find out what happens when grownups laugh at some of the ridiculous things little kids say Special shout out this week to Felicity and Sebby If you would like to hear your name in a story, you can email the podcast at feedback@lolstorytime.com Just note, the wait time is LONG.Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Unicorns or Mermaids - Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story, Sophia is forced to decide if she likes unicorns or mermaids better As she learns more and more about the two different mythical creatures she discovers plenty of cool facts as well as some rather strange ones If only deciding was as easy choosing the world's greatest cheeseburger.Warning: This goofy story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

The Floor is Lava - Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story a talented and busy engineer meets his niece and nephew for the first time He wants to get involved and play with them, but can't help himself from looking for ways to improve their games Uncle Ned is about to learn the hard way that some games are best left as is.Warning: This goofy story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Say YES to EVERYTHING - A funny Story for Kids

In this silly story, two brothers decide to play the Say-Yes-to-Everything game They just have to make sure they don't get caught by the principal who has decided to ban this game for all students.Warning: This silly story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Saving Halloween - A Funny Story for Kids

In this week's goofy story, the Spooky Creature Alliance is on a mission to save Halloween from becoming too.. cute.Warning: This silly story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Picture Day - A Funny Story for Kids

Gabriel and and Nate have one thing in common They both dread Picture Day For some unknown reason their photos never turn out how they would like It's bad enough having their families see their photos, but now their school is creating a yearbook to share with EVERYONE!Gabriel and Nate need to think of a plan and fast.Warning: This silly story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

The Double Birthday Party (Funny Story for Kids)

Reagan and Lincoln, for the first time ever, have been asked by their parents to share a birthday party All they have to do is agree on the theme, entertainment, and cake Easy, right? How often do brothers and sisters ever agree on anything? Fortunately that's where the party planner comes in Though Reagan and Lincoln discover their party planner likes to do things a little bit differently.Warning: This silly story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

So Many Trophies! (A Funny Story for Kids)

Alex is the kid in town that wins every trophy Winning trophies at the upcoming Town Games should be no different, until Alex learns that his town and the next town over have decided to combine their Town Games Now Alex will be up against Kathryn, the girl who wins every trophy in her town Will their best friends, Nate and Axel, have any influence over who wins? Find out in this action packed silly story.Warning: This goofy story may result in listeners experiencing smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

The Invisible Friend (A Funny Story for Kids)

What happens when you make friends with the coolest person, but no one else believes they exist? [Invisible friend problems] Fortunately there's a potion for that Find out what it might be like to have an invisible friend in this week's silly story.Warning: This goofy story may result in listeners experiencing smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs

Mega Chef Junior (Funny Story for Kids)

One day Max makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich The next thing he knows he's being cast on the hit television show, Mega Chef Junior The winner of this cooking competition is to be awarded their very own restaurant, which sounds really cool to Max Unfortunately he'll have to compete against Ajrun, Grace, and Will These three kids have been cooking for years and have shared their culinary skills with the rich and famous Will a PB&J chef have what it takes to go head-to-head with some of the finest young chefs in the world? Find out in, Mega Chef Junior.Warning: This stilly story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even some LOLs

Superhero Academy (Funny Story for Kids)

In this superhero themed story, Joaquín meets a girl named Lucila at the Superhero Academy. Lucila is tasked with helping Joaquín discover his hidden superpower. Unfortunately for Joaquín, some of Lucila's experiments are a little unusual. Will Joaquín ever discover his power?Warning: This story may result in smiles, snorts, and possible LOLs. Please listen at your own discretion.Be sure to check out https://www.kidstoriespodcast.com/ for more awesome podcast stories with Phil Bechtel.

One Million Subscribers (Funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story for kids, Margaret is off to her grandmother's house for the summer Five weeks of getting mistaken for a baby and with absolutely no chance of video games Desperate to keep working on her gaming channel, Margaret wonders if she can somehow turn Grandma into a gamer!Warning: This story may result in smiles, snorts, and possible LOLs

Ricky Raccoon (A funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story, Nick's summer break is nearly ruined when his parents decide to give him chores to do. Fortunately, taking out the garbage doesn't seem like the worst job in the world. That is until he meets a raccoon who seems to have it in for Nick. His new chore starts chewing up more TV time than Nick would like. Listen to find out how Nick battles back against Ricky Raccoon.Warning: This funny story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even LOLs. Listen at you're own discretion.

The Ice Cream Bike (Funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story for kids, Julian dreams of someday driving his own ice cream truck Unfortunately he has to wait until he's sixteen Things begin looking up when he learns that there is such a thing as an ice cream bike Perhaps he'll be able to sell ice cream sooner than expected Warning: This goofy story for kids may induce smiles, snorts, and possible LOLs

Summer Camp (Funny Story for Kids)

In this camp-themed story, we meet Joseph, David, and Patrick who are off to summer camp together. Joseph is excited for the water activities; David is excited for the land adventures; and Patrick... well Patrick is wishing he could just spend summer vacation on his comfy couch instead. This particular camp ends up being far different than what anyone could have expected. Happy Summer Break, everyone! (and perhaps Winter Break for our listeners in New Zealand and Australia?)Warning: This silly story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possible LOLs. Please listen at your own discretion.

But Whyyy? (Funny Story for Kids)

James and Sophie just want to be able to have fun. Why do they always have to ask their parents permission to do anything? Why do their parents love saying 'no'? These two kids find out what happens when you ask questions one too many times. Warning: This silly story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possible LOLs. Listen at your own discretion!

Who will be King? (A Funny Story for Kids)

Twin brothers, Ryan and Logan, discover that their father, King Albert, has to choose one of them to eventually take over as king. Cousin Ned organizes a medieval tournament to show King Albert which prince is most deserving to inherit the throne. Everyone, including King Albert, is shocked by the results. Which prince will be chosen?Warning: This silly story for kids may cause listeners to smile, snort, and possibly even laugh out loud. Listen at your own discretion. And of course, don't forget to subscribe for more!

Movie Stars (A Funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story, Kian gets invited to audition for the leading part in a movie He's been preparing his whole life for this moment Unfortunately he has not prepared for having to bring his sister, Colleen, along too Will his sister ruin his shot at becoming a movie star?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, strange snorting sounds, and possibly some laughing out loud

Please Stop Snoring! (A Funny Story for Kids)

In this silly story we meet Ethan, a kid who wants nothing more than a relaxing weekend at home with no plans His dad has other ideas and surprises Ethan with a father-son camping trip Maybe not the worst way to spend a weekend.. unless your dad is the snoring world champion Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in listeners smiling, snorting, or possibly laughing out loud

Stinky Socks: A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet Aliyah A girl could loves contests and competitions, but always lets her nerves get in the way Things begin to look up when her grandmother gives her a special family heirloom At first glance this heirloom looks anything but special, but Aliyah's grandmother convinces her that the heirloom might be just what she needs to become a great competitor.Warning: This funny story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly even laughs

The World's Busiest Kid: A Funny Story

In this silly story, we meet Rose, a girl who has an extremely busy schedule She's fully booked, all the time, doing clubs, lessons, and other activities Rose is so used to having her day completely mapped out that runs into a problem when one of her lessons gets cancelled She's not going to have to use her imagination or anything weird like that, is she?Warning: This goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, or even possible laughter (maybe even out loud!)

Pyjama Day Forever: Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story, Josephine experiences her first Pyjama Day at school which makes her wish she could wear her pyjamas everyday With some clever thinking she might just get her way, however sometimes what we think we want is not actually what we want at all Disclaimer: This funny story for kids may lead to smiles, snorts, and even possible laughter

Extreme Quicksand: Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story we meet Tai, whose family is EXTREME! They love the thrills, chills, and excitement of extreme activities Tai on the other hand is only extreme when it comes to safety When Tai and his friends encounter quicksand, it may be up to him to find his inner 'EXTREME!'Warning: This goofy story may result in listeners experiencing smiles, snorts, and possible bursts of laughter

The New Pet - A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story Carter can't wait until his birthday party. He's almost certain he'll be getting a new pet dog (parents don't always keep the best secrets), but an unusual class field trip threatens to mess with Carter's birthday plans.

The Space Alien Next Door: A Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story, Julia meets her new neighbours who turn out to be space aliens At first her new neighbours seem great, but then Julia begins to suspect that her new neighbours might be up to no good Julia decides to break out her best detective skills to see if she can get to the bottom it, but what she discovers is nothing like she had expected.WARNING: This goofy story may result in listeners experiencing smiles, snorts, and possible burst of laughter

The Principal's Kid - Funny Story

In this silly story we meet Brayden, aka 'the principal's kid,' who wishes the other kids didn't know he was the principal's kid Everyone expects him to be an expert rule follower They also worry he'll tell his dad if they do anything wrong Brayden hopes things will be different at his new school, but things take an unexpected turn when he meets up with the biggest rule breaker in school history.Warning: This funny story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and listeners possibly laughing out loud

Don't Press that Button! - Funny Story for Kids

In this silly story, Miles is asked to babysit his little brother who can be a bit of a handful Miles allows his little brother to watch videos on their dad's computer as long as he doesn't press the mysterious red button Little brothers are great at doing as they're told, right? Right?!?Warning: This funny story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, or listeners possibly laughing out loud

To Catch a Leprechaun - Funny Story for Kids

In this St. Patrick's Day themed story for kids, Carly dreams of catching a leprechaun She has already built countless leprechaun traps trying to do so Maybe this will be the year she pulls it off Though Carly's about to learn that catching a leprechaun may not be as great as it seems.Warning: This funny story for kids may result in smiles, giggles, and listeners possibly laughing out loud It also contains a poorly done Irish accent, which may be hard on some ears

Why You Shouldn't Listen at the Dinner Table (Part 2)

Gabriel refuses to go down without a fight. Though he also can't help but wonder if all of this trouble is even worth it. Maybe he should never have listened to what grownups always talk about at the dinner table.

Why You Shouldn't Listen at the Dinner Table (Part 1)

Let's be honest, sometimes listening to grownups talk at the dinner table can be boring. In this story, Gabriel also discovers that listening to grownups talk can lead to strange things, like running for Mayor of the city.

Enough with Dragons Already!

Everyone loves dragons. Except for Ashley. She's sick of hearing about dragons. She can't wait for the next big thing to come along and take people's minds off of dragons. In fact, she's willing to CREATE the next big thing!

The Baby Scam

When Ryan discovers that his best friend gets time off from school because of a new baby sister, he decides he wants in on the fun. The only problem: he doesn't have a new baby sister... or does he??

Tortoise and Hare's Epic Rematch

Slow and steady wins the race! Or does it? Find out what happened after the legendary race between the Tortoise and the Hare.

The New Kid is a Ninja

Anne discovers that the new kid in her class is a ninja and wants to learn how to be a ninja too. The only problem is that Anne is lazy. Super lazy...

Substitute Santa

What happens when Santa Claus needs a sick day? Who fills in? Enter Brian the Substitute Santa. Brian thinks he's landed his dream job, but has he taken on more than he can handle?

Flowers Stink

Joey considers himself to be the world's best grandson, but for some reason no one else agrees. Joey sets out on the weirdest mission to prove everyone wrong!

The Halloweenies

When a group of Halloween super fans start getting called "Halloweenies" by the other kids at school they have no choice but to prove themselves by trick-or-treating at the one house no other kid dare visit: The Cheswick Manor!

The Summer Break That Didn't End

Carl didn't mind school, but definitely liked summer vacation a whole lot better! This year he had a plan to delay the first day of school, but pulling it off wasn't going to be easy.

Recess? Yaaa, NO!

There's always one kid that will do anything to get out of going out for recess. Cassandra is a pro at it!

Pirates for Hire

Two fourth graders leave school in search of jobs and find out what it's like to work on a pirate ship.

What Happened to Nessie?

This is the untold story of the legendary Lochness Monster!

Top Story of 2025 (Replay)

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for shout-out requests, merch and other.. We’re wrapping up the year with a special replay episode! While LOL Storytime is on a short holiday break, we’re revisiting the most-loved story of 2025, as chosen by you After tallying listener votes, one story came out on top, and this episode is your chance to hear it again (or discover why it became the fan favourite) LOL Storytime returns this Thursday with a brand-new bonus story, and again on Monday with a brand-new episode for everyone Thanks so much for listening this year, and here’s to even more laughs and silliness in the year ahead

Money Bags - A Funny Story for Kids

Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch and other.. In this silly story Hattie starts saving her money in a piggy bank her grandfather gives her (even though the piggy bank doesn't look like a pig) Everyone is surprised to see how well Hattie does at saving Suddently everyone in town has an idea for how Hattie should spend her money Who's suggestion will she pick?

What's that Smell? - A Funny Story for Kids

***We are not taking new requests for shout-outs at this time In this silly story, a group of fearless explorers go sailing on a ship in search of new land Everything seems to be going well, with the exception of one weeeee little hiccup After months at sea, the crew has learned that their captain forgot to pack a map Surely a crew of kids can still find land without a map Only grownups would panic about such things