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Food Crimes

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Kids settle their biggest food arguments in food court and decide who wins. Real stories, real judges, hilarious justice served with a side of fries.

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Did your mom trick you into eating spinach? Did your brother take the last cookie again? When your dinner time disputes get too hot to handle, you take them to food court.

On every hilarious episode of Food Crimes, real kids bring their real stories to the food court to get the five star representation they've hungered for and the food justice they deserve. And no matter who gets charged, it's up to kids to decide the verdict. Justice will be served, preferably with a side of fries!

Ready to jump in? Pick any episode and start listening! Great for kids ages 7 - 12.

Listen to this show and many more at ⁠pinna.fm.⁠

Fast Facts

Audience
Ages 8–12
Network
Pinna
Format
Listen in any order
Typical length
24 min
Episodes
20
Seasons
2 seasons

Episodes

20 episodes

  1. S2 E10: The Dumpling Drama

    29 min 30 September 2024

    Mom: The Pot Sticker Plaintiff and the Dinner Deciding Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  2. S2 E9: The Snack Stink

    27 min 23 September 2024

    Edmond: The Pungent Plaintiff and the Disgusted Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  3. S2 E8: The Salad Surprise

    27 min 16 September 2024

    Mom: The Pasta Passionate Plaintiff and the Dinner Destroying Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  4. S2 E7: The Flan Fan

    27 min 9 September 2024

    Rosie, Livi & Mom v Dad: The Put-off Plaintiffs and the Dessert Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  5. S2 E6: The Spoiled Snack Time

    22 min 2 September 2024

    Holden & Parker v Mom: The Pantry-Picking Plaintiffs and the Depriving Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  6. S2 E5: The Juicy Slice

    22 min 26 August 2024

    Sangojobi: The Peeved Plaintiff and the Disproportionate Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  7. S2 E4: The Dad Dues

    23 min 19 August 2024

    Bostyn & Brueck v Dad: The Paying Plaintiffs and the Debiting Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  8. S2 E3: The Brussel Truffles

    24 min 12 August 2024

    Odin: The Pranked Plaintiff and the Deceptive Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  9. S2 E2: The Spicy Siblings

    26 min 5 August 2024

    Alix: The Persistent Plaintiff and the Defiant Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  10. S2 E1: The Confection Deception

    23 min 29 July 2024

    Adrianna: The Piece-less Plaintiff and the Diabolical Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  11. S1 E10 Case 110: The Marshmallow Malfeasance

    28 min 12 February 2024

    Myla & Levi v Mom: The Picked-on Plaintiffs and the Disciplining Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  12. S1 E9 Case 109: The Disappearing Dinner

    25 min 5 February 2024

    Dad: The Parting Plaintiff and the Devouring Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  13. S1 E8 Case 108: The Airport Sandwich

    28 min 29 January 2024

    Dad: The Puking Plaintiff and the Duty-Free Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  14. S1 E7 Case 107: The Snack Stalker

    22 min 22 January 2024

    Gabriel: The Permitting Plaintiff and the Demanding Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  15. S1 E6 Case 106: The Chicken Decision

    26 min 15 January 2024

    Mom & Dad: The Poultry-Loving Plaintiff and the Dairy-Free Defendants Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  16. S1 E5 Case 105: The Cereal Sisters

    24 min 8 January 2024

    Bel: The Prohibited Plaintiff and the Discourteous Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  17. S1 E4 Case 104: The Sneaky Siblings

    24 min 1 January 2024

    Theo & Felix: The Parental Plaintiff and the Double Defendants Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  18. S1 E3 Case 103: The Candy Bag

    20 min 25 December 2023

    Adrianna: The Pilfering Plaintiff and the Derelict Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  19. S1 E2 Case 102: The Breakfast Swap

    19 min 18 December 2023

    Mom: The Picky Plaintiff and the Deceitful Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

  20. S1 E1 Case 101: The Split Shake

    17 min 11 December 2023

    Asher: The Portion Plaintiff and the Dehydrated Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B

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